A few weeks ago, I was very very bored. So, I decided to make something up that was complete nonsense. So This is what I thought up...
We are out of sandwiches and the zombies wear hats because of the oncoming storm of lemmings. Due to the fact that avocados are a vegetable we can no longer buy/sell purses. Despite the invading goose army of Canada, we are using explosive bread crumbs as a last resort. In recent events the gigantic squids have become hyper intelligent and joins forces with the talking turtles. We can no longer use boats as a means of transportation across the highway. Now in the scores in mid air soccer the score is turkey a